Jokes (possibly NSFW)

robert@fm · 05-02-2008, 10:59 AM

They say laughter is the best medicine, so here goes.

"007, you've been our top spy for 40 years and your hair is beginning to turn grey."

"What are you telling me, M -- do you expect me to start wearing a wig?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."

Terrie · 05-04-2008, 04:43 AM

Yes, it sure is Robert. LOL. Thanks for that Funny one.

Terrie · 05-08-2008, 01:58 PM

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

05-02-2008, 10:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
robert@fm Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 8	Jokes (possibly NSFW) They say laughter is the best medicine, so here goes. "007, you've been our top spy for 40 years and your hair is beginning to turn grey." "What are you telling me, M -- do you expect me to start wearing a wig?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."

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05-04-2008, 04:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Terrie Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa Ontario Canada Posts: 301	Yes, it sure is Robert. LOL. Thanks for that Funny one.

05-08-2008, 01:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Terrie Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa Ontario Canada Posts: 301	Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change." Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."