I guess it's time for me to go on a diet because...
I went to the zoo and the elephants threw me peanuts.
I ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for my picture.
I need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
I learned I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
My blood type is Ragu.
My driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
I was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gave me 22 more years to live.
I went to the zoo and the elephants threw me peanuts.
I ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for my picture.
I need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
I learned I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
My blood type is Ragu.
My driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
I was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gave me 22 more years to live.