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I guess it's time for me to go on a diet because...

I went to the zoo and the elephants threw me peanuts.

I ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for my picture.

I need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

I learned I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.

My blood type is Ragu.

My driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

I was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gave me 22 more years to live.
 
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