happy thanksgiving

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Terrie

Discussion Starter · Nov 27, 2008 (Edited)

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We Would
Like To Wish All of The Americans And Anyone Else Celebrating
It This Week, A Fun And Blessed ThanksGiving With Loved Ones
....Or Even Ones You're Not That Fond Of.

j/k

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**Richard will be having small portions. I already spoke to his Mrs.

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TERRIE HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ok now that I have that out.. lol

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone that will celebrate it today--- I have anyone that comes to dinner after we say grace we all say what we are thankful for...

I will say this for the year: for a healthy set of 4 of the most wonderful, awesome boys in the world.. and thankful to have found Jay.

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Richard157

· #3 · Nov 27, 2008

Happy, Happy

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!

Here is how yoy get your kids to come home for the holidays:

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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