Hi everyone. All my life I have been fairly healthy (I admit to being a bit of a wimp, but I was hardly ever ill). I'm about 5ft 10in and weigh in at around 175 pounds. A modest beer gut, but hardly significantly overweight.
We moved here to the middle of France in 2004 to enjoy a long healthy retirement and until this year we didn't even know the name of the local doctor.
Anyway, just to keep it interesting my brother and his wife came to visit us for a week starting 9 August. The plan was that the car would need a clean out since our dog sometimes forgets to take all her fur with her when she jumps out of the back seat. That was my chore for the afternoon after the shopping. Oh no it wasn't: I felt so under the weather that the wife had to do it and she let me know what she thought about that
By evening, I felt a good bit better and the brother was collected from the station and we went to bed. Tuesday dawned but I didn't - I felt terrible

Finally the wife decided that I needed medical help (she doesn't drive) and went to have a word with one of our neighbours who kindly offered to run me to the ER room of the main hospital. Then she waited with the wife for the whole day whilst I was examined.
Fairly quickly it was decided that I had a serious kidney infection and was in the process of going into a DKA coma. However, it did take them over five hours to tell the wife and our friend that I would be staying over and that they might as well go home
The following morning, still plugged into the saline drip, the insulin pump and the antibiotics, the doctor repeated the question I had been asked in the emergency room - perhaps she thought I hadn't understood the French?
No, I had never been diagnosed as diabetic. No, I have no family history of diabeties. My weight has always been about normal.
I'm convinced she thought I was lying!
So now I ask the world - why me?