In regard to 'fake food' - last Summer I had a craving for fast food french fries. So I went to McD's and ordered myself a small order, went home to eat them. The first two or three tasted good (if you can call them that) and then something changed. It was suddenly not very tasty, so I threw the rest of them on the lawn for the birds and wild critters. Next day all of the fries were still there. They stayed there until we mowed the grass and my husband got tired of looking at them, so he raked them up and threw them in the trash pickup container. Needless to say that says something if wild critters won't eat them, I should never have been dumb enough to try them either. Whatever was I thinking?