Why did bathroom tissue rolls get narrower? It's annoying to see two inches of that spool on either side of the roll.
Well, you said "Goofy......"
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Well, you said "Goofy......"
:biggrin:
The "Just Say What's on My Goofy Mind" Thread. Feel free to participate.
I think I'm going to change my signature. I am going to replace LCHF with KETO. The Consonant, Vowel, Consonant, Vowel sounds less monotonous than Consonant, Consonant, Consonant, Consonant. My LCHF is KETO, but Keto just sounds less bland as a descriptor.
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I'm waiting to turn right at a red light.
A young guy is standing at the curb with his head down, texting on his phone.
The light turns green & says "Walk," but, of course he doesn't notice.
After I wait a few seconds, I start my turn, then he looks up & jumps in front of my car, then gives ME a dirty look when I hit my brakes.
I was thinking, 'Well, he looks around 18...I wonder if he'll make it to 19....'
Reminded me of that video in China. A young woman was walking outside, texting & she walked into an open manhole & disappeared. I don't think they ever found her.
A young guy is standing at the curb with his head down, texting on his phone.
The light turns green & says "Walk," but, of course he doesn't notice.
After I wait a few seconds, I start my turn, then he looks up & jumps in front of my car, then gives ME a dirty look when I hit my brakes.
I was thinking, 'Well, he looks around 18...I wonder if he'll make it to 19....'
Reminded me of that video in China. A young woman was walking outside, texting & she walked into an open manhole & disappeared. I don't think they ever found her.
So....why do people start to answer a question with "So?"
I saw a woman wearing a top that said "Guess" on it.
At the time, I wasn't aware that "Guess" was a designer clothing brand name.
I was tempted to ask her, "Implants?"
Good thing I didn't...she was bigger than me.
At the time, I wasn't aware that "Guess" was a designer clothing brand name.
I was tempted to ask her, "Implants?"
Good thing I didn't...she was bigger than me.
She sure was something. Someone asked her if she exercised. She replied, "Oh, hell no. If God wanted me to bend down, he would have put diamonds on the floor."HA HA HA
Some of this stuff reminds me of an old Joan Rivers joke.............
Americans are SO lazy, that we are the only people on earth who will stand in front of a microwave and yell "HURRY UP"!!!!
For me, I get 7 or 8. I can tell when it's dull because it starts to really hurt.Quick question: Approximately how many prickings can I do before a needle becomes dull?
Ah, so it replaces "Uh," or "Um." :biggrin:It gives them a pause to ponder, what they are going to say next.
Anyone can be too thin, but when you can hula hoop with a Cheerio...
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
OMG, you don't have a smart phone??I don't have a smartphone. Even if I did, I can barely cook the things I did (with the audio hallucinations distracting me all the time) so it all sounds too hard and I'm already losing interest in this whole thing despite the good progress I've made. I think it's boredom hunger (I get bored with everything fast). I'm pretty sure I'm getting enough fat in the form of nuts, eggs, cheese, 2% cottage cheese and bacon. The 2 week thing at the diet doctor website is closed right now but I'll check again soon.
HAHA. I don't have a cell phone. I've never had a cell phone. I'll bet you don't know anyone else who doesn't have one. I knew only one other person who didn't have one & she got one last year.
I called the Psychic Hotline Network for a reading.
The lady said, "I see a really big phone bill in your future."
The lady said, "I see a really big phone bill in your future."
I just discovered a solution to that problem. I found "Extra Wide" bathroom tissue on Amazon. It's only 1/2 inch wider, but it makes a big difference. It's "Quilted Northern Ultra Plush, 4.5" wide. And (most importantly), it's THREE PLY!!!Why did bathroom tissue rolls get narrower? It's annoying to see two inches of that spool on either side of the roll.
Well, you said "Goofy......"
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