Totally Random Chat Thread

Points to Ponder..................



Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

What are some crop circles square or triangle? Are they still crop CIRCLES?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they ever fall through the floor?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?